DeepSeaAnchor

Hello there,

If you're reading this, it probably means that you were at least mildly curious as to who I am. For the sake of brevity, I'll give you the super-short version.

I'm a big teddy bear who works as a bartender.

I typically spend my free time with friends, eating out, or eating my friends.

I write, sometimes, because it's fun and I enjoy it, but don't post it here because the kind of writing I do now is extremely disjointed without context. Really it's less like stories and more like framework for stories.

I like books (even if I don't read nearly as much as I used too), video games, my dog, and those dysfunctional, terrible, well-meaning, lovable, disaster dip-shits that I call friends. We're all going to hell together.

And, like most humans, I breathe air.

Yours truly,

A dude with a face.