If you're reading this, it probably means that you were at least mildly curious as to who I am. For the sake of brevity, I'll give you the super-short version.
I'm a big, burly, guy who works in a mental institution - no, seriously.
I enjoy the company of my friends, because they are rad, you see.
I collect of weapons of all kinds, because I like them. I don't need another reason. *grumbles*
I write, sometimes, because it's fun and I enjoy it.
I read often and voraciously and have a large collection of books.
And, like most humans, I breathe air.
A dude with a face.